makinzy:

semen-of-satan:

 And the Lord said unto John,” Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

But John already had a toaster.

Kiss Off - Violent Femmes
Only Shallow - My Bloody Valentine
People - Alfie
Glass Museum - Tortoise
Are You A Hypnotist? - The Flaming Lips
The Rip - Portishead
Safety Dance - J Dilla
ElecTricity - Jonwayne 
Fight or Die - Onra
Energy Wizard - Squarepusher
Shiz Ko E - The Tuss
Rising 5 - Hudson Mohawke
New Colour - Lone
Soul Purpose - Nightmares on Wax 
Seen and Not Seen - Talking Heads 

But it can buy you a puppy, and that’s pretty much the same thing.

RIP Kikobodicomagnificomahonidog
October 1, 1995-April 30, 2012 

Pretty sure I had this same outfit when I was a kid…

Pretty sure I had that same outfit when I was a baby…

No, those lyrics don’t have any personal significance to me, don’t worry. I just think it’s the coolest part of the song.

I take one, one, one ‘cuz you left me
And two, two, two for my family
And three, three, three for my heartache
And four, four, four for my headaches
And five, five, five for my lonely
And six, six, six for my sorrow
And seven, seven, n-n-no tomorrow
And eight, eight, I forgot what eight was for
And nine, nine, nine for a lost god
And ten, ten, ten, ten for everything everything everything everything. 

AND POST THEM ALL OVER FACEBOOK BECAUSE EVERY SINGLE MOMENT OF MY LIFE IS INTERESTING AND NEEDS TO BE RECORDED AND SHARED.

NO, YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD!